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I'd rather push my Harley than ride a rice burner.
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Identify your visitor.
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idiot box, n:
The part of the envelope that tells a person where to place
the stamp when they can't quite figure it out for themselves.
-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
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idiot box, n:
The part of the envelope that tells a person where to place the
stamp when they can't quite figure it out for themselves.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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idiot, n:
A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence
in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling.
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IDLENESS:
Leisure gone to seed.
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Idleness is the holiday of fools.
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If A = B and B = C, then A = C, except where void or prohibited by law.
-- Roy Santoro
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If a camel is a horse designed by a committee, then a consensus forecast
is a camel's behind.
-- Edgar R. Fiedler
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If a can of Alpo costs 38 cents, would it cost $2.50 in Dog Dollars?
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